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Yotel Heathrow Review: Squeezing the bod into an airport pod

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Yotel Heathrow Review

Yotel Guest post: Milla

Yotel, hotel, not a holidaaaaay iinnnnn is essentially a bunch of ‘cabins’ ranging from 7sqm-23sqm and describes itself as a “Small but smart hotel located inside Heathrow Terminal 4”. Small being the operative word. So whhhhyyyy would I want to stay in a coffin… sorry ‘cabin’…  over a hotel room with an actual bed and an actual window? Well… Miles had gotten me a great deal on a business class flight to Miami from England. Except it originated in Stockholm, Sweden ( ARN ). To be precise, this leg included two flights ARN-LHR-MIA with an overnight layover in LHR. Stick with me here. All the other hotels in and around Heathrow were three times the price of the Yotel in terminal 4, annnnnnnnd I wouldn’t be there for very long. So call me crazy, but I went for it. I also have a mild perversion for purple.

The Deets:

  • When: June 2016
  • Price: £103
  • Room Type: standard cabin
  • Length of stay: 7 hours

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It is located in Terminal 4 on the mezzanine level. Follow the signs to the Prayer Room

…or the purple haze

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I arrived around 11pm. On the right as you go in are two computer screens you can check in with but there was a guy at the desk to the left when I arrived and he buzzed me through. He was ok…was he creepy? After taking two trains and two planes it could have just been me. I asked for a later check out than the 6am I had booked on the website but it was a no as someone had booked the room straight after me. You book by the hour here. Yikes. (Four hour minimum…). The promised free tea, coffee and water was collected here. Huh. And served by them. Huh. So I just asked for a water and it dawned on me that the luxury of a kettle and ground instant coffee in the room is not applicable here….

To the room/cabin/coffin!

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Daaaaan dan daaaaaa – My Abode for the night.

The bed; clean and fresh but not for Tall claustrophobics or the Tall or the Claustrophobics.

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bed

Luckily for me I’ve never been blessed with supermodel pins but if you have, I’d check the length of the bed in your particular cabin.

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the tv looked YUUGGGGGEEEEE
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there was something coming out of the wall…oh wait it was the toilet

Temp control (I turned it right down bc it gets real hot) and three different light settings, purple included.

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pretty sure this controlled air traffic control.

To be totes honestly with you, the size of the room was a shock to the system and it is definitely not for the claustrophobic. However, it does have everything you need – clean and comfy bed, nice strong shower and toilet, tv. You can order room service (I didn’t as the minutes of potential sleep were counting down).  Also, keep the provided earplugs handy as you can hear the detailed conversations of people rolling down the corridor.

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Small but efficient shower!

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Necessary soapsyotel9

 

To conclude:

It’s cheap for a reason, but very sufficient if you just want a pit stop and a shower. It serves a purpose: a quick overnight stay that also stirs feelings of adventure, like camping but in the basement of a international airport terminal, Very James Bondfire.  It was quick, easy, and saved me over $250. And hey, what doesn’t look good in a purple haze?

 

 

 

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